September 29, 2004
Lessons in Cup Peeing
I can not believe that in order for my doc to confirm my pregnancy (because the 6 tests I took apparently were inconclusive in her mind) .. where was I .. oh yes I can't believe they make me aim and pee in this little cup. I of course pee all over my hand, not a surprise, my hand-eye cordination has never really been the greatest. Needless to apparently, now that they have been able to conduct their own high tech pregnancy urine tests ... I'M PREGNANT!!!! I'm really starting to think there is something wrong with my mood these days ... my vulgar language and sarcasm has reached new heights .. even for me!
