February 23, 2005
Try this at home ...
Someone mentioned a very common pregnancy thing the other day that took me off guard, she said
"When you look down do you see your toes"
Of course I replied with "yes, I stick my butt and see my toes" (definetly not my bikini line, but my toes yes, can someone suggest a good waxing place .. and no not Brazilian Mom!)
Then she says
"No, don't stick out your butt, stand straight, can you still see your toes"
This is what confuses me, and should any pregnant person or half decent bustedly like woman (and no Amy I'm not saying you specifically)
So I replied "If I stand up straight I can't see anything past my tits!"
"When you look down do you see your toes"
Of course I replied with "yes, I stick my butt and see my toes" (definetly not my bikini line, but my toes yes, can someone suggest a good waxing place .. and no not Brazilian Mom!)
Then she says
"No, don't stick out your butt, stand straight, can you still see your toes"
This is what confuses me, and should any pregnant person or half decent bustedly like woman (and no Amy I'm not saying you specifically)
So I replied "If I stand up straight I can't see anything past my tits!"
